The last man standing (without a cell phone who is actually a woman)

So, I don't own a cell phone. Thus far in my life I have been pretty happy with that decision but I think the time is coming very soon where I will need to purchase one. It's not that I believe that it is necessary in this day and age to survive, and I will most likely end up leaving it at home most of the time (hopefully) but there are certain times like tonight where I wish I had one. I have to just sit here waiting and waiting for my plans to come through when I could just go to a friends house or make other plans if I want. Phones ringing. I kinda don't want to pick it up. Yea, it wasn't them. Anyway, its not like they even would notice that there was a problem. Everyone is so used to everyone else having a cell phone that they don't really bother to follow through on plans. They don't realize that they thwart my plans if they are two hours later or more in calling than they said they would be. The same thing happens when people give me directions to their house. They give the worst directions because in their mind even though they conciously know that I don't have a cell phone they forget and I end up getting lost because they are so vague. So yea, here I am watching T.V. I should be using this time productively but instead I am pouting because I was pretty excited for tonight and now I doubt it will even happen. Maybe I will watch a little more T.V and then smoke a bowl like a good stoner should.
Today at work, a guy gave me a thirty dollar tip on a thirty dollar bill. It was absolutely phenomenal. What a baller! He was either a baller or a drug dealer. Either way, I am really happy and that money today was badly needed. If this trend would continue I would be able to pay my bills and whatnot. What a thought. Turns out that was the best part of my day.